Top 5 Reasons Why a Gay Dildo is Better Than a Man

What better than a penis you can take home with you? Just like the real thing, a realistic dildo with the width, length, texture and veins of a real penis and also with balls! It doesn't get better than that.

Here are 5 reasons why dildo is better than a man!

1. It is always ready to go. Dildos are ready to go when you are. You’ll never have to play with your dildo to get it hard enough to fuck you. No limp-dick performance anxiety, no shriveling up in the middle of the action, no oops-I-did-it-again premature ejaculation. A dildo's a hard-and-fast friend like no other. ALWAYS hard.

2. Does your dick vibrate? Some dildo's vibrates and it's amazing. It gives so much pleasure than the real ones. A dildo can hit all the best spots. With no unnecessary man attached, it's easy to maneuver your dildo to hit all of the right spots. You can even get a dildo specially designed to stimulate your G-spot; good luck finding a guy with a dick curved correctly to do the job. Best of all, it will keep hitting the right spot for as long as you want, and won't keep asking "did you come yet? Did you come yet?"

3. You don't have to deal with an awkward after sex stuff. Like, "Do you wanna ride?" Once you are done you can leave him in you and he will stay there. No childish whining about not wanting about showers with raincoats on. A dildo's the ultimate safe sex partner. Of course, if you want to put a condom on it to keep it clean, it won’t complain that it can’t feel anything.

4. Sex is private. Dildo is something that, anytime of the day, you don't have to see if they're at work. You just pull it out and no one ever knows about it. Also, you can have whatever size dildo you want. Whether you like 'em long and slender or thick as a fist, there's a dildo available that will fit right in. Try finding a man who can do that.

5. Downright expensive. Sex with men is expensive. Add up the condoms, birth control pills, breath mints, and Viagra, and even the most expensive dildo turns out to be a real bargain.

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